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| Its been a while, comrades and foes alike. i must say that i feel kinda silly now. it seems everyone hates the Elven Midgetian and Gnomeisian, conflict. So i say to you Gnome and Elf...why cant we all just get along? why cant we all just agree that Jon Byrne is a tuff tuff tuff man, and that Travis Miller is one awesome creative dude? or that Pastor Dan has the annointing? or that Ryan Jones is sexy...err i mean funny. and that Melody Gerke is probably the most spiritually mature girl in the youth group who can speak fluent french? see? maybe we can get along...maybe...because...I...LOVE...TECHNOLOGY! | | |
| Hmmm, do i sound like Zatch "the liger"? i didnt know i sounded that girly! just kiddin zach. but come on.
Honestly, Elf, come on now. If youre not either pastor clint or pastor dan, then how could you possibly be THE source for transfer news? unless you have been usuing the midget archives online. and if so, WHO LET YOU IN THERE?
And as for you Rachel! Midgets might be small, but they certainly one of the most insparational things on the planet! i am offended that you would call my site uninsprational simply because of my stature. shallow shallow person...
SMIDGET AM I GNOME?!?! Swift will be my vengance! im nondegnomeinational!
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ELF! | | |
| As you may be aware there is a feud going on between pastor clint or "the transfer elf" and an unidentified attacker whose alter ego is "the transfer gnome." and let me just be honest with you...thats stupid. im gonna have to side with clint on this one, all he was trying to do was make a transfer news site so we "the transferites" can get the info we need. Shame on you gnome, for trying to tear down everything that elf has worked for by simply creating an uncreative parody of his site, weirdo.
and anyways midgets are bigger than both combined, and they dont have crappy jobs working for santa or hanging out on lawns to be laughed at.
take it. the midget has spoken. | | |
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